Julien Neaves – Editor
Having a wife and 2.5 kids I am always on the look out for family friendly films. So when I saw Pets United pop up on Netflix I pencilled it in for family movie night. And now I want to get my hour and 31 minutes back.
Pets United is about a roguish stray dog who joins forces with a bunch of spoiled pets to battle a robot army that kicked all the humans out of their city. I found this film to be a waste of my time so I’m not going to waste your time with a long review of this 2019 German-Chinese-British film.
Characters: Generic and uninspired. Likely created by a computer algorithm.
Story: Mishmash of superior animated content.
Infant Children’s Attention: Infrequent.
Laughs: One. Two at a push.
Summary: Don’t waste your time. You can find 100 animated films better than this one.
Julien’s Score: 3 out of 10
Julien “Jules” Neaves is a TARDIS-flying, Force-using Trekkie whose bedroom stories were by Freddy Krueger, learned to be a superhero from Marvel, but dreams of being Batman. I love promoting Caribbean film (Cariwood), creating board games and I am an aspiring author. I say things like “12 flavours of awesome sauce”.
I can also be found posting on Instagram as redmanwriter and talking about TV and movie stuff on Facebook at Movieville.