Sommerleigh Pollonais – Senior Writer

First of all, they need to rename this movie. It SHOULD be called Fatal Affair…Kinda.

Starring Nia Long and Omar Epps, Generic Affair tells the generic story of a (kinda) unhappy wife who (almost) hooks up with her (kinda/maybe/not really) ex-boyfriend from college.

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I am sure this will end well

Secondly, as you can tell, this is one of those movies that wants you to root for the wife, so instead of actually crossing the line she has a moment where she dances on it with her obviously psycho love interest. I could’ve saved myself an hour plus if she just TOLD her husband about the slip and be done with it.

So instead of wasting your precious viewing time watching Fatal Almost-Affair, here are a list of sexy thrillers that you’ll probably be less bored by:

Guilty as Sin
Obsessed
When the Bough Breaks
Hush
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle

Anything Else.
Seriously, Any other Movie but this one.

Rating: 4 out of 10

So what did you think of Fatal-ish Affair? For my Quick Bite of The Lovebirds you can click here.

Sommerleigh of the House Pollonais. First of Her Name. Sushi Lover, Queen of Horror Movies, Comic Books and Binge Watching Netflix. Mother of two beautiful black cats named Vader and Kylo. I think eating Popcorn at the movies should be mandatory, PS4 makes the best games ever and I’ll be talking about movies until the zombie apoclaypse come.

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