So happy Friday the 13th! And in honour of “black Friday” we will be looking at the eponymous slasher series featuring the ultimate murderous machete-loving mama’s boy Jason Vorhees.
I could rank all of the Friday the 13th entries but Blastr already did that here and it seems like a lot of work. So instead I will be giving silly alternate titles to each entry. Let’s do this thang:
#1 Friday the 13th
#2 Friday the 13th Part 2
#3 Friday the 13th Part 3
#4 Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter
#5 Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning
#6 Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
#7 Friday the 13th: The Series (TV)
#8 Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
#9 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
#10 Jason Goes to the Hell: The Final Friday
#11 Jason X
#12 Freddy vs Jason
#13 Friday the 13th (Remake)
So that’s my list. Think you can come up with more clever and witty titles. Well share in the comments whydoncha?
For more horror goodness you can check out my ranking of the eight best and eight worst Stephen King film adaptations here.